Evolution has Entered the Marriage Business

Absurd you say, how could evolution have anything to do with marriage? Let me tell you friends, worldwide people are rejoicing in the evolving of homo erectus! We have a Supreme court in our own country that claims that we have found new species of human beings that need special protection at the expense of the pre-existing humans. Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, Transexuals and Queers have been discovered to be a legitimate unique sub species. This odd group that defy any evolutionary logic(survival of the fittest and the deviation in reproduction patterns for the good of the species), have become the newest discovery from the “Thought Police” . We all know the” Thought Police Research Group” as the uncontested law givers that require no evidence whatsoever for their rulings. As a subsidiary of “People Enforcing Religious Vilification” (PERV), we have learned that God actually is responsible for this species and Christians have been oppressing them for millennia. That ancient book that the ignorant Christians read is just an effort to eradicate these rare flowery species who just want to be loved. Until PERV sanctions any other “Discoveries”  at the PERV Institute, these should be adequate to enforce “Cooperation” with all people now considered purveyors of hate speech. We may have more “Preferential” species forthcoming based on cash flow issues.

Silly you say, but isn’t it frightening how quickly sin has become a protected class? Would any of you have thought in your wildest nightmare that people could “Identify” with any sex they wanted and we have to obey them? They cant even figure out what sex they are and we have to cater to individuals with a psychiatric disorder.

So what does that archaic book that the Christians follow say?

Genesis 5:2 : He created them male and female and He blessed them and called them human.

Mark 10:6 But from the beginning of creation, God made them male and female

Maybe God didn’t know what PERV knows. God made male and female, no other protected human species. Perhaps God even meant what He said in Romans 1:22-32

” Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images made to look like mortal man and birds and animals and reptiles. Therefore God gave them over to sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. They exchanged the truth of God for a lie and worshipped and served created things rather than the Creator-who is forever praised Amen.

Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their woman exchanged their natural relations for unnatural ones. in the same way men abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with men, and received within themselves the due penalty for their perversion.

Furthermore, since they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, He gave them over to a depraved mind, to do what ought not be done. They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed, and depravity. They are full of envy murder, strife, deceit and malice.. They are gossips, slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; they are senseless, faithless, heartless and ruthless. Although they know Gods righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.”

That seems pretty clear to me. Was there anything ambiguous about that? PERV doesn’t like it and is seeking to outlaw and belittle any mention of these words. Christians don’t get to pick what we believe, we don’t get to change Gods Word, and we are now hated by the newest species on earth. They are in the textbooks already anyway. Stand strong friends. don’t give up now, the fight has barely started.

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